My Family and Other Freaks by Carol Midgley

Author:Carol Midgley [Midgley, Carol]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Quercus
Published: 2013-11-11T05:00:00+00:00

September

Thursday

12 noon

In my bedroom painting my toenails Scarlet Lady red and doing my face-workout exercises to ensure I never get wrinkles. It involves doing a lion face like a roaring beast and sticking your tongue out to your chin as far as you can with your eyes wide open. If Damian saw me now, he’d never marry me.

1 p.m.

Four days until school starts again. Suppose I’d better start reading My Family and Other Animals.

1:05 p.m.

On second thoughts, I could just get Amber to tell me what it’s about. Busy people don’t have time for books.

Feel a wave of sickness at the idea of starting school. Mental torture will resume. Plus Mom has bought me some hideous new pleated school skirts from ASDA! I bet Treasure’s school skirts aren’t from Asda. It’ll be John Lewis or Marks & Spencer or more likely Harrods.

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